February 2012
smellyspaghettiwhale:
wellalright:
what if instead of cutting a “Z” into people’s shirts zorro just snapped his fingers in a Z formation and then ran out of the room.
Zorrnaynay strikes again
1st day of high school: pencils, red, blue and black pens, pencil case, ruler, one binder for each subject, math set, white-out, erasers, page markers, backpack, calculator, looseleaf paper, graph paper
1st day of grade 12: 1 chewed pen, 1 used notebook
i have a silent friendship with so many of you omg we never talk but we always like/reblog each other and i just love you from a distance jkdhgd
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress
me: hi
british person: hey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: whats up
british person: just hanging out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
me: ok
british person: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you update my Adobe?
Me: Sure. Which program are you using?
Client: You need to listen to me when I speak! ADOBE
Me: Yes, I got that part. Adobe is the publisher, they make quite a-
Client: Adobe! I want my Adobe updated. I have no idea what you’re talk about…
Me: Adobe makes lots of programs. Like, you wouldn’t say, “I just updated my Microsoft - “
...
Of course of all the artists handed out in my design class, all the painters and sculptors, I would get the boring fucking graphic designer god fucking dammit.
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BOOK GIVEAWAY!
thebookgiveaway:
Yep, you read the title you know what’s going on. You want a free book of your choice? Of course you do. Who doesn’t like to read? Especially when YOU get to pick what book you win if you’re chosen!
What do you have to do to win a free book and have it sent to you? Easy.
1) You must be following: http://ashlynmcdonald.tumblr.com/
2) Reblog this so I know...
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People: Boys look so ugly when they wear make-up
Bill Kaulitz: Hi
quattrovagina:
when youre walking fast and the person right in front of you just stops out of no where
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Mapcrunch: Trailer
"Hello?"
-fade in from black to an open road in the middle on nowhere, with no civilization in sight-
-a person stands in the road, looking lost-
"Is anybody there? Where am I?"
-scene change to an urban area with signs in a foreign language-
"Where AM I?"
-scene change to people standing around-
"Hello? Can you help me? I'm lost!"
-the people don't move, and appear to be frozen in place-
"What's going on..."
-the person's cell phone rings, they bring it to their ear slowly-
"He-hello?"
Mysterious voice on the other end: "Find the airport."
-snap to black-
MAPCRUNCH
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people who take pictures of themselves in a store dressing room wearing clothes they can’t afford and aren’t going to buy
boy: did it hurt
girl: did what hurt
boy: when you survived the abortion
That was my last complaint before bed okay.
A phrase I am very sick of seeing in fic:
• rosebud nipples
Bitch, if your nipples look like actual rosebuds, I’m going to refer you to a doctor.
ok i did my homework that needed to be done for sunday yay me
Watch
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
i’d totes marry stephen colbert
even if he’d make me feel dumb because i don’t know much about politics
just him, me, and the kittens
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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when I'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when I'm alone: I want to be around people.
I just killed about an hour playing Lemmings.
Sigh. The good ol’ days of DOS games.
all i wanted was to play a computer game okay why is that so difficult i wanna go cry because it’s so difficult
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okay um so uh
remember how i was all excited about playing my old computer game um
we had trouble getting an abandonware download to work right with the dos running program
so i found an installer and was like ‘this will probably work’ and i tried to use the installer with my game cd
and then my dad got fucking pissed because things were in fucked up places that he didn’t...
fattwinkiefuck:
originaltitle:
putting this out there as a warning
if you do not indicate before you turn i will jump in front of your car and sue you
motherfucker
you are a perfect soul
how do i ms-dos
stares at computer screen with dad as we try to make this game run
50 pts for me because my dad is a computer programmer and knows how to do this shit
idiotblogger:
If Liberty from degrassi can get a boyfriend, AND get pregnant
I can too
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Dad: Just check the site out and make sure it's all okay.
Me: I am, I know.
Dad: Hey if everything works out, do a search for a game called System Shock. I have System Shock 2 but never got the first one.
Me: Okay.
five minutes and a search later
Me: I found it on this site called Abandonia.
Dad: Awesome.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AFTER TEN MINUTES OF SEARCHING THROUGH OLD COMPUTER SHIT
I FOUND MY OLD KING’S QUEST GAMES
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY CHILDHOOD WILL HAPPEN AGAIN YES
MY DAD TOLD ME IF I CAN FIND A FREE, SAFE DOWNLOAD OF THE KING’S QUEST GAMES
I CAN FUCKING DOWNLOAD THEM
AND HE WON’T FLIP A SHIT OVER IT
Y E S Y E S Y E S
fattwinkiefuck:
cigarettes are fucking vile and if you smoke you are not attractive to me in the slightest